Moth Orchid Aftercare

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Marketers have made a fortune selling orchids with the trademark “Just Add Ice.” And over the years, the number of ice cubes needed to sustain the watering of their orchids has increased from 1 to 3.

Maybe it’s just because I live in a cold climate, but the idea of ice anywhere on a plant doesn’t make me happy. I know that cold can dramatically slow down tomatoes growing outside–so you don’t find me adding ice anywhere to anything except perhaps a drink.

So how do I care for my orchids? It is pretty simple. The photo above shows an orchid that needs water. It’s roots are white. I pour room temperature water through the plant until it is generously running out the bottom. I let it all drain out, and then I put this clear pot back in a decorative container.

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This orchid doesn’t need water yet. Its roots have a greenish tinge. That’s how I tell. Green roots mean the orchid is still moist enough.

As for rebloom, when the orginal stalk is finished, cut it off at the point where the flowers were, or to where it has browned back. Sometimes it will die all the way back to the leaves, and that’s how far you should remove it.

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Other times, this might happen. Here, a new blooming scape is forming from the old one.

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On this same plant, a second blooming stalk is also forming. Notice that it differs from the new roots. It’s pale green and the new root growth is bright white.

Incidentally, I don’t feed my orchids at all. (I have often referred to my plants getting tough love at my house. This is just another example. But who’s feeding them in the wild?) The bark feeds them. It’s better to repot than to feed them with something–at least in my opinion.

Once again, orchids are meant to be long lasting house plants. They are incredibly easy care if you just follow some simple tips and don’t rot their roots.

And they will pretty reliably rebloom. That’s why they became the best selling plant in the world.

Gardening Resolutions #3

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Sometimes I feel like the gardener in the gospel of Luke. Don’t worry this is a gardening blog, so no heavy theology here, but of the 3 similar gospel stories (Matthew, Mark and Luke), Luke’s gardener is the only one who suggests cultivation and compost in the story of the fig tree. In the other two gospels, it is simply cut down for not bearing fruit.

Why am I talking about a fig tree and showing a photo of an orchid? Because interestingly enough, when I brought this orchid in this year, I quoted the parable of the fig tree (from Luke) to it. In other words, I told it that I had given it several chances and it had not produced for me.

I said that this year was its last chance. After this year, it was going to be composted.

And this is its second set of flowers this year. Hmm.I wonder how the fig tree in Luke worked out?

Juxtaposition

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Last Wednesday you may remember this zygo cactus from my “Happy Thanksgiving” Wordless Wednesday. It was hovering over a plush turkey that I am ridiculously fond of, for some reason.

The reason I am calling this post “juxtaposition” is because the cultivar name on the zygo cactus is ‘Christmas Fantasy.’ And yet, this year, it’s the earliest of my collection to bloom. Maybe that’s the fantasy.

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Then there’s this: an orchid whose name is bigger than it is. It goes by the ridiculous moniker of Elizabeth Ann Bucklebery FCC/AOS.

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It looks as if it should have bloomed at Halloween, with its somewhat creepy flowers.

I guess if I insist on forcing bulbs, I shouldn’t object when plants do their own thing on their own schedules!

Don’t Try This at Home

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This doesn’t look so bad, does it? The orchid looks nice and healthy and there are new growth tips on the roots. What could the problem be?

I’m not sure if you can tell, but when I re-potted it, I didn’t have the proper size clay pot available so I used a plastic pot. Bad mistake. Because while the orchid is happy, I am not.

First of all, it continually tips over and that’s really not good for the plant. I have already damaged one of its leaves that way.

Next, when I go to re-pot this plant, I am inevitably going to have to damage some of the roots–and I am going to have to cut the pot off. That’s not good for either of us.

With a clay pot, if I got desperate, I could just have broken the pot away (something that accidentally happened that led to this fiasco).

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But check out these roots coming through the bottom here. Not good. I mean, the roots themselves look fine, but how will I ever be able to disentangle them from this pot at re-potting time? Oh boy.

So take my advice–don’t try this in your home!